JACK (age 3)
was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough..'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt..' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget
This particular Sunday sermon......'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
MCKENZIE HARNISCH (age 2)
On the morning drive to daycare one cloudy & overcast morning. She told her Mom "Mom, the Sun is tired and is taking a nap", " the clouds are hiding the Sun keeping it safe" she then continued "so the bad guys no get it". Her mom was quiet and did not quite know just how to respond. I suppose that is a good perspective for a cloudy day.
MCKENZIE HARNISCH (age 2
Was watching as Erika (her cousin) was feeding her baby sister a bottle. She asks Erika "Why you no feed Macy like my mom"?. Erika replies "Because mine do not work like hers do". "Oh" says McKenzie "Does yours need some batteries to fix them?"...quite the problem solver this girl is!
How does one respond to this!?! :-)
You've got to also appreciate the grammar skills of a 2 year old!
What exactly goes on in that little head of hers?? :-)
Oh. I almost forgot. This is from just this morning:
MCKENZIE (age 2) As she was rifling through the kitchen junk drawer this morning, McKenzie rediscovers her long lost Hello Kitty bracelet (a special gift from Santa). She exclaims to Grandpa as she slips it on her dainty wrist "This is VERY mine!".
My dad and I exchanged glances, we both say to each other simultaneously...oh, so it's not just "hers"...it is apparently "VERY hers"...okay...